So fucking funny! But does your mom read your stuff? Yikes!
Ms. Janet Lake
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My mother, if she were alive, would be laughing the very hardest.

My Dad, too.

I always tell people, they’re just words, that don’t kill. Are you offended by the word “this?” No? Okay then, because it has the same exact letters in it as the word “shit.” And we all lived.

Thanks, Janet, for getting the fucking joke. As a fucking teacher, too, no less.

–AI

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