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President To Honor Kellyanne And George Conway At “Novichok Dinner”

It is unclear why Trump titled dinner after deadly Russian nerve agent, but George recently called president “a pathological liar”

George Conway has been the president’s harshest critic, making things difficult for his wife inside the White House. (Credit: people.com)

President Trump will honor his top advisor Kellyanne Conway, along with her attorney husband George, at a White House event that’s being dubbed “The Novichok Dinner.”

Kellyanne is expected to wear a red dress to the dinner, but she and her husband will be a dark shade of blue when they’re carried out. (Credit: washingtonpost.com)

Novichok is a deadly, military-grade Russian nerve agent that has been responsible for the death of a number of critics of his regime that Vladimir Putin wanted silenced. It is unclear why Mr. Trump has titled his own honorary dinner for the Conways by that name.

However, as recently as Friday, George Conway called Donald Trump “a pathological liar,” and added that he “always lies about everything.” Notably, Mr. Conway heads a group of more than a dozen influential conservative lawyers who have made it their mission to call out the president’s many Constitutional violations and criminal acts.