Truth In Satire

Trump Says His Experience Draining The Swamp Makes Houston “A No-Brainer”

President tells governor of Texas that his visit on Tuesday “will not only help in the clean-up, but should be a huge ratings getter”

Allan Ishac
Aug 29, 2017 · 3 min read
President Trump assured the citizens of Texas that his “swamp draining skills” would bring them relief soon. (Credit: nymagazine.com)

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