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Worried About “Melting,” Wicked Weakling Of The West Skips Rain-Soaked WWI Ceremony

President Trump didn’t attend an Armistice event in France because he was afraid raindrops might liquefy the evil in him

A depiction of how Donald Trump might look if his evilness got wet and he melted. (Credit: malialitman.com/freakingnews.com)

Water famously melted the Wicked Witch of the West and, apparently fearing wet weather might also liquefy the evil in him, President Donald Trump skipped a WWI commemoration event in France on Saturday.

Water melted the Wicked Witch of the West and she wasn’t half as evil as the wicked weakling Donald Trump. (Credit: edu.glogster.com)

Hours before the Armistice ceremony marking the 100th anniversary of the end of World War I, a paranoid Mr. Trump told aides traveling with him, “This is definitely a plot by Macron to get me wet and melt me in front of the whole world — I can’t let that happen.”

Instead, the president watched television in his hotel room while world leaders visited monuments and military cemeteries to lay wreaths in honor of their nation’s fallen heroes.