What to do when you should be packing but you don’t want to

Sit down and brainstorm things about social media that delight you, and things that make you go 🙄🙄🙄

Here’s what I came up with. I narrowed it down to 10 in both categories, though I could’ve listed a lot more in the first category. Let me know what I missed.

Worst things on social media:

  • Any and all Facebook groups
  • First-person baby accounts (i.e. “I just turned 2 months old!” Stop that)
  • People who comment on news articles, “Why is this news??????”
  • Anything with a headline that says “AND YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT”
  • People on Instagram who post 12 pictures in a row of the same event
  • The flower crown snapchat filter
  • Racists. Lot of racists
  • Local businesses that try to strike up conversation with you on Twitter
  • Selfies with bible verse captions
  • People that screenshot their own tweets and Instagram them

Best things on social media:

  • Chrissy Teigen’s Twitter
  • Dallas Morning News weather updates
  • Humans of New York
  • Facebook’s “unfollow” feature
  • The Denny’s tumblr
  • The bumblebee snapchat filter
  • #ArthurMemes
  • Olympics coverage
  • 50 Cent’s tweets from circa 2010
  • John Mayer’s snapchat
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