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Flight medic turned MFA creative writing grad turned researcher. Classic ENFP. Fan of satire & stray dogs. Nonfiction editorial lead at http://daCunha.global.
“Don’t you gals know that there’s an inverse relationship between the size of man’s vehicle and the size of his penis?”
Inverse relationship
Lizella Prescott
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Hence the reason I am often heard saying, “sorry, your XXXL 4 tank SUV just isn’t working for me.”

Lizella Prescott, this is truly one of the best ultra shorts I have ever read. Thanks so much for writing it.

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    alto

    Flight medic turned MFA creative writing grad turned researcher. Classic ENFP. Fan of satire & stray dogs. Nonfiction editorial lead at http://daCunha.global.