Nice work, Jules!
While funny in all the right ways, it also holds the ring of truth in so far as the term “practicing medicine” is often just what it says. Through my days as a paramedic I saw far too many scenarios where the doctor supposedly tasked with the care of a life couldn’t diagnose their way out of their asshole with a roadmap. “Mistaken” identities ie “check the braclet doc” before you commit, happen all the time. Thankfully most are funny, others not so much and sometimes with permanent consequences.