issue you your very own Honorary Vagina
Oh, you speak for EVERYONE ELSE, now, do you?
Alexainie
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That was very generous of you, Alexainie. The man should be truly grateful, since I doubt I’m overstating when I say it’s likely the only vagina he’ll ever have the pleasure of knowing.

Sincerely,

“alto soprano” … my new online handle, graciously provided by good old Harold. I tell you, what a razor sharp wit on that one.

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