Broadway Tunnel
People Are STILL Having Sex e2s1
Absolutely as unnecessary as a bridge to the moon
Investigated not likely
Devoted life to high standards and the city that he loves
Reverse graffiti relief dragon public health and bass
What’s not calling this out as a good idea?
Man…ok. Cool. Right. Ok it will be fun…
Dude…maybe just smoke a little? Help you relax right? It’s totally going to be fun. We’re going cruising!
Yeah but last time…
Last time was last time; you stayed at home like a shut in and strained to pee and cried for an hour. Dude. This is not last time. This is ethnography. Come on just a little?Yeah…ok. Just a little……
…duh-duh-doom-bap …duh-duh-doom-bap-BOom
thud-thudI -thud-thud
Fuck! Woah. Fuck fuck fuck…oh shit…oohhhhh…What the fuck is that?!
Duuude…it’s the bicycle signal, see? They’re like induction triggered? Like the cycles roll over and the cars have to stop…dude that’s a totally rad idea for you. You should use it for the shopping cart thing. Like…make explosions and shut happen when you’re rolling that heavy ass thing around…maybe? That would be rad.
But the bass. Fuck. Holy fuck it’s a nightmare cavern. The car is shaking and there’s no music anywhere. Holy fuck…oh dude please make it stop…
Come on man. Now you’re bumming me out. Seriously. You will remember this night like, forever. You will tell your grandkids this story. That time grandpop got lit and rolled the Broadway Tunnel.
…HOLY LIVING FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! please man…please help…ohhhh….
