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Alyssa Limperis

Alyssa Limperis

He’s Already That Bad

Last night, Donald Trump was nominated to be President of The United States of America. Donald Trump. A man who called his opponent a nasty…

Nov 11, 2016

Nov 11, 2016

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The S Word

Let’s talk about it. So ever since I was a teenager, people have been talking about sex. It’s what I did with my husband on our wedding…

Nov 3, 2016

The S Word

Nov 3, 2016

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Neither a Trick or a Treat

I’m not giving out candy for Halloween this year.

Oct 31, 2016

Neither a Trick or a Treat

Oct 31, 2016

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Switching To Decaf

I recently went in for my annual physical to make sure my body was still “in the top 1 percentile of health.” After doing the countless…

Oct 19, 2016

Switching To Decaf

Oct 19, 2016

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The Power of Routines

We’ve all been there. I think you can guess where. No, not Juice Press. I’m talking about those days where you skip the gym, you forget to…

Oct 13, 2016

The Power of Routines

Oct 13, 2016

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What To Expect When You’re Expecting

Your pregnancy test says positive, you have that ethereal glow and your body is craving refined sugar for the first time in two decades…

Oct 5, 2016

What To Expect When You’re Expecting

Oct 5, 2016

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Let (Some of) Them Eat Cupcakes

It’s that time of year where the leaves are falling, the air is crisp, and the kids constantly need baked goods for school. Now don’t get…

Oct 3, 2016

Let (Some of) Them Eat Cupcakes

Oct 3, 2016

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Lark & Olive

Soul Cycling For My Soul

I heard my alarm go off almost precisely at the same time I felt the sunlight hit my moisturized face. I wanted to snooze but had made a…

Oct 3, 2016

Soul Cycling For My Soul

Oct 3, 2016

Alyssa Limperis

2015

2015 was the messiest year of my life. I’d spent the prior 24 years growing accustomed to having my precious things in tiny little boxes…

Jan 2, 2016

Jan 2, 2016

Alyssa Limperis

What I Mean When I Say I’m OK

I’m ok. I keep saying I’m doing okay when people ask how things are at home because I don’t have the energy to say the other answer. I…

Dec 30, 2015

Dec 30, 2015

Alyssa Limperis

Alyssa Limperis

I do comedy in NYC but moved home for the past year to live with my dying dad. Since tragedy + time = comedy, I’m writing about my loss in that time.

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