10 TIPS FOR TROLLING YOUR TRUMP SUPPORTING RELATIVES THIS THANKSGIVING
I want to start this with a disclaimer:
First and foremost, prioritize your self care.
Do what you can, do what you need. Stand your ground, but only provoke as much as you feel safe and comfortable.
Some of these are easy and quiet, some of these are in your face. All of these should strike joy in your heart during these dark fucking times while you face relatives who felt like their tax returns were more important than the lives of POC, LGBTQIA+, disabled, and female Americans.
1. Donate to Native American charities
Such as https://www.narf.org
Do it in your own name, do it in the name of every guest you have at the table.
We should be doing this anyway, y’all. Thanksgiving has trash origins and while I fully support taking a day to appreciate good things in our lives, we need to understand that this “holiday” cost lives.
This one is great because it works if you are skipping OR Attending the celebration.
2. When it is time to list things you are grateful for begin with “Robert Mueller” and end with “The knowledge I am a moral person who stands firmly against pedophilia.”
3. Print out the Russian collusion timeline and create a festive centerpiece with candles and a cornucopia.
Be sure to keep the beautiful, decorative scroll far from any open flames.
4. Create a fun “Im-Peach-Mint” cocktail to serve : Think a Peach Bellini with a sprig of mint. Or Vodka and Peach Schnapps with said mint.
5. SHAMELESS SELF PLUG: Skip the feast and send them this letter I wrote: Dear Trump Supporter Who Says They Love Me (←- it’s a link. click it.)
Or laminate the letter to use as placemats.
6. Do This:
