Starrcade ‘96
Jul 24, 2017 · 1 min read
1
The Villain stands
on one bad leg,
suplexes the Giant
and stares at the
audience, looking
for the small girl.
2
The small girl
doesn’t exist,
the Hero says
before entering
the ring.
3
I have wrestled
for titles. I have
wrestled an “I Quit”
match. I have
wrestled for women.
I have wrestled
with a dog collar
wrapped around my neck.
4
Forget about the
small girl, says
the New World Order.
5.
There is the man
with the bad leg,
Bobby Heenan says,
announcing that
the Villain had won.
— Poetry
