My First Attempt at Stand-Up

Please everyone, hold the applause till the end….or your boos. I hope you all enjoy my initial attempt to make you all laugh and agree that there is a funny bone in my body.

So, I’ve been cheerleading for almost 8 years now and it has probably been the best/worst years of my life. It is always fun to try new techniques, especially new tumbling skills. After attempting a back handspring, I think landing on my neck and a few broken fingers are God’s way of saying, “Oh please, stop.” Here’s an example:

If you’re ever having a terrible day, just look at this picture and praise that it isn’t you.

Talking about tumbling gets me so excited about watching the Summer Olympics in Rio! It is the the tradition to root on Team USA in every sport that I did not care about before, but I don’t care because that is how we do it in America. *cue the jets soaring over the air and shoots shotgun into the distance*

Man…As of today, American Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps is the most decorated Olympian in history with now 21 medals. And then there’s me thinking that making a dentist appointment by myself without my parents help is my greatest accomplishment I’ve made since I left to college.

Being in college sucks because we forces us to “adult”. Adulting is a verb that means having to do grown up things by yourself because you parents aren’t here to do it for you. No one likes to “adult”. Adulting includes, paying bills, doing laundry, cleaning your place, going grocery shopping, etc…. We think that we won’t enjoy it, but it’s a trap. I’ve realized that I’m crossing over into adulthood because I got excited about trying out new scrubbing sponges and was pumped to do the dishes. What is happening to me???

Well I hope I didn’t put you all to sleep, thanks for bearing with me!