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Amarie Skrzyp

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Frazzled

Tips for Effectively Utilizing Your Baby for Maximum Enjoyment of the Holidays

Your baby is the perfect excuse for anything you don’t want to do.

3d ago

View from above looking down at the bottom of a Christmas tree with wrapped gifts stacked underneath it

3d ago

Amarie Skrzyp
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Modern Women

Moms Gone Mild

It’s the bachelorette party of the century!

5d ago

backs of bachelorette party goers — two women in bathing suits, one with the word “bride” on the back, the other with the word “squad”

5d ago

Amarie Skrzyp
in
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Selling Your Home? A Friendly Realtor’s Super Helpful Guide to Staging Your House

Get rid of everything, including the baby

6d ago

Realtor standing in front of “for sale” explaining that they need to dump the baby if they want to sell their home.

6d ago

Amarie Skrzyp
in
Frazzled

Are You a New Parent Struggling to Relate to Your Old, Childless Friends?

There’s an App for that

Oct 23

picture of an iphone screen with “social” apps (phone is on a table next to a glass of coffee)

Oct 23

Amarie Skrzyp
in
Frazzled

Help! Our MiniHuman Didn’t Come with an Owner’s Manual

A letter to the manufacturer expressing a few concerns

Oct 18

photo of a baby doll sitting by a window holding a plastic bottle

Oct 18

Amarie Skrzyp
in
Rooted

What I Eat in a Day: Toddler Mom Edition

A realistic look at how eating works as a stay-at-home parent

Oct 17

perfectly presented peanut butter and jelly sandwich, sliced into 4 rectangular slices and arranged on a white plate, with 4 strawberries in front of it

Oct 17

Amarie Skrzyp
in
The Parenting Portal

I Swore I Wasn’t Going to Have a Sticky Kid

A story of unrealistic expectations of parenthood

Oct 13

photo of a shirtless boy holding a very melty ice cream cone, with green ice cream dips dotting his stomach and hand

Oct 13

Amarie Skrzyp
in
Frazzled

My Baby Has Learned a New Word, and Our Quiet Peaceful Life Will Never Be the Same

She’s ready!

Oct 8

Packed and ready to go — image shows the bottom half of a person wearing jeans and sneakers, holding on to a back pack.

Oct 8

Amarie Skrzyp
in
Frazzled

The Dark Side of Baby Sign Language

If you teach a baby “more,” well, they’re going to want more

Sep 30

photo of a balled fist aimed straight at the camera lens, with a ring on the ring finger that says “I am badass”

Sep 30

Amarie Skrzyp
in
The Parenting Portal

Peer Pressure Parenting

Sorry, kiddo. They made me dress you like a ball.

Sep 27

photo of a baby’s torso, clad in an American football costume made of brown fleece with white stitching

Sep 27

Amarie Skrzyp

Amarie Skrzyp

I am a new mom navigating the postpartum world on a path to self discovery. Or something....maybe more like trying to survive and living to tell?

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