My heart hurts… seriously, more than when I caught my first boyfriend rolling around on the covered bridge with my best friend when I was 16. Just like my multiple divorces, had it been any other magazine, it wouldn’t have hurt quite as much because I saw it coming before it happened….but this? Ouch. I’m going to dust off the Jagged Little Pill CD to agonize with Alanis, but wait, I haven’t owned a physical CD in a decade, nevermind a CD player. RIP my dear, printed mental_floss.