2018 Laugh #3: “TimesUp” Imaginary Controversy at the Golden Globes

While watching the Golden Globes last night I was inspired by so many, especially Oprah who encouraged us all to speak our truth.

Here’s mine: while watching the arrival of powerful woman after powerful woman in gorgeously significant black dresses, I wondered, what if one of them hadn’t received the memo about the nights statement? They didn’t know to wear funeral attire to commemorate the death of Harvey Weinstein’s career?

I picture a cheery bright, sequined dress. And maybe for a second she’d think, “holy shit I am really popping on this red carpet!!! Best dressed list here I come!”

I pray that SNL takes a swipe like this next weekend!