How to Break Up
Jul 24, 2017 · 1 min read
- Ask the person in question if s/he has ever thought of breaking up with you. There is always the chance that the response will be “Oh yes! I was hoping you would ask. I just wasn’t sure how to broach the subject.”
- This is desirable because at least it removes the decision from the equation, thus allowing you only to focus your energies on the move forward.
- Skip this step if you are free of crippling self-doubt.
- Begin leaving copies of The Awakening around your apartment.
- If you go to a poetry reading and there happens to be a poem about Mitch Hedberg, certainly do not type the poem into an email and send it to her/im.
- Create a list titled “Reasons I Ended It.” Add to it when you are feeling sentimental and erroneous.
