Dan ChamberlaininAbove AverageThis Packet of Emergen-C Ought To Undo A Decade Of Treating My Body Like A DumpsterForget the calendar: all it takes is one night out at the bar with friends to remind me that I’m no longer in my 20’s. Sweatily staggering…Jul 12, 2016Jul 12, 2016
Dan ChamberlaininAbove AverageNo, It’s Fine, There’s A Pokémon In The Women’s BathroomHello ladies, excuse me. Haha, yes, I know this is not the men’s room, you can stop yelling. It’s fine, I’ll just be a minute. I presume…Jul 11, 2016Jul 11, 2016
Dan ChamberlaininAbove AverageHow The Loneliest Candy Man In Maine Makes Salt Water Taffy From TearsLyle Rango wasn’t always the loneliest candy man in Maine. People the state over would travel miles to taste he and his ex-wife’s…May 31, 2016May 31, 2016
Dan ChamberlaininAbove AverageMy Daughter Is Having A Hard Time Making New Friends To Kill For Slender ManWhen I took a new job in the Pacific Northwest, I didn’t accept the offer lightly. I knew that by relocating our family from eastern…May 3, 20163May 3, 20163
Dan ChamberlainIF IT AIN’T BROKEWhen I was 13 or so, I was convinced that my penis was bent too far to the right from masturbating too much- not that anyone had ever…Apr 15, 2016Apr 15, 2016
Dan ChamberlainPIZZA FRIDAYWhen I was little, my parents would never buy my brothers and I Ellio’s pizza because they (correctly) claimed that it was chemical…Apr 13, 20161Apr 13, 20161
Dan ChamberlaininAbove AverageWow! Meet The Hobo Named “Apple Bob” Who They Named Bobbing For Apples AfterLeominster, Massachusetts is best known as the birthplace of Johnny Appleseed, but old Johnny had nothing on Apple Bob, the city’s most…Mar 18, 2016Mar 18, 2016
Dan ChamberlaininAbove AverageMeet The Four-Fingered Hamburger Man Who Inspired The Hamburger Helper GloveWhen chef Claude Waddle lost his finger, he thought his career as a hamburger man was over.Mar 4, 2016Mar 4, 2016