Fake news is a travesty. I know, I know, it’s been going on ever since the dawn of time (literally, remember when Thomas Jefferson started a rumor that John Adams was a hermaphrodite?) But I’m kinda thankful that the fake news of the past more or less stayed sort of sane before now… because I thought about it extensively, and have talked about it with peers, and I think that if the fake news of today had been around in the past, it would have looked a little something like this.
Lincoln runs a body-snatching ring out of a New Orleans brothel #CADAVERGATE
King George SHOCKS World, endorses George Washington for US President
John F. Kennedy Sends Private Yacht to Transport 200 Stranded Rowers in Boston Harbor
Lenin’s Ghost Calls For Communist Americans To Vote For Nixon
Kurt Cobain To Come Back From The Dead To Reunite Nirvana For An Anti-Bush Album
William Henry Harrison REALLY Died In A Meth Lab Explosion After Lighting His Farts On Fire One Month Into Term
Alexander Hamilton Demands Aaron Burr’s Birth Certificate
Hoover: “FDR doesn’t have the fortitude, strength or stamina to lead in our world"
Nancy Reagan’s Girl-On-Girl Photos From Racy Shoot During Hollywood Days REVEALED
Calvin Coolidge Explains Why He’s Moving The White House to Sitka, Alaska
BritannicaLeaks CONFIRMS Wilson Sold Weapons To Germany… THEN Drops Another BOMBSHELL!!!
