I personally only judge people based on one factor: what house I think they would be sorted into at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. As a Ravenclaw, I think that this is a very practical and logical way to assess people and it is the only way on which I base my decisions and personal opinions. Since this is just what I do, I applied this worldview to Donald Trump’s cabinet picks to form my own opinion about them.
Rex Tillerson (Department of State): Slytherin
Steve Mnuchin (Department of the Treasury): Slytherin
James Mattis (Department of Defense): Hufflepuff
Jeff Sessions (Department of Justice): Slytherin
John Kelly (Department of Homeland Security): Slytherin
Tom Price (Department of Health and Human Services): Slytherin
Ben Carson (Department of Housing and Urban Development): Hufflepuff
Rick Perry (Department of Energy): Slytherin
Andrew Puzder (Department of Labor): Slytherin
Elaine Chao (Department of Transportation): Hufflepuff
Betsey DeVos (Department of Education): Slytherin
Ryan Zinke (Department of the Interior): Slytherin
Wilbur Ross (Department of Commerce): Slytherin
Sonny Perdue (Department of Agriculture): Hufflepuff
David Shulkin (Department of Veteran Affairs): Hufflepuff
…I think we might be in trouble, guys.
