Well it’s the dog days of summer and the O’s tracker is feeling it. Shall we opine on the mouthwatering potential of a Hanser Alberto trade? Research all the stats Noelberth Romero has assembled in 17 trips around the sun? Be still my beating heart. My Orioles highlight for this…

Happy half-way point bird lovers! It’s taken 46 baby birds, including 30 pitchers (3 of which were position players!), to steal 23 wins in the first 81. …

What in the Wide World: Jonathan Villar boots the ball, picks it up falling over, lobs it to first, Nunez drops an easy out, prompting the opposing announcer to comment “What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here?!” Link Wynning: Dropped third strike with a runner…

Well sports fans, it’s time to once again interrupt your otherwise optimistic outlook on life with the catastrophe that is the 2019 Baltimore Orioles. I thought a little perspective might be in order, so here are some deep thoughts on catastrophes: “One approaches the journey’s end. But the end is…

YOUR FAVORITE BEAVER AND MINE!!!! ADLEY! ADLEY! The Rutschmuffin and 39 other C’s, SS’s and CF’s ARE COMING to Baltimore! Way to be MikeE!!! (Credit to Dave in Salisbury for the unintentional coining of ‘Rutschmuffin.’ I like it. If you know who Dave in Salisbury is, put another feather in…

Where it all began! The 2012 O’s tracker…best read from the bottom up. An email to Greg Carfine and Brendan Auvil… From: Andy Heiser Date: Wednesday, October 3, 2012 10:04 AM To: Greg Carfine <gcarfine@millennialmedia.com>, Brendan Auvil <bauvil@millennialmedia.com>, Jeremy Frank <jfrank@millennialmedia.com>, Joel Hack <jhack@millennialmedia.com>, Scott Gorsuch <sgorsuch@millennialmedia.com>, Jeff Hindle <jehindle@millennialmedia.com> Subject: Re…

ARE WE HAVING FUN YET!? I MEAN SERIOUSLY — ARE…WE…HAVING…ANY…FREAKING…FUN…YET???? Here’s all you need to know about 10 game set #5: “There’s definitely a pitching plan; it’s definitely not throw the ball in the middle part of the plate…that’s inexcusable at this level.” — B. Hyde If you’re Dan Straily…

Round the quarter post we go and one has to wonder if Brandon Hyde is worried about a suspension for unruly racing and failure to control his mount. 10-game set #4 feature a split in the final 2 games with the White Sox, a 2 game split with Rays, and…

Sweet Jesus! 30 games in, 20 losses and 2 records that may NEVER be broken. If nothing else, these Birds are newsworthy! I mean, who DFA’s Jesus?! Thankfully he passed though waivers, was sent to Norfolk and is likely to rise again. See what I did there? If it happens…