F Train Wardrobe Requirements

All-black on all-black —

The sneakers and jeans and tees

Slightly askew in just the right slightness

A rip and some carefully curated

Destruction —

Pay extra for less,

To gain more side glances

From tourists

Marveling at the unique uniformity

Of hipsterness heading from

Park Slope walkups to Manhattan co-working spaces —

The weather here does not predict

Subway coolness.

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