Amos ParkerPresident Trump Blasts the Biggest Fake News Lie of AllThe mist in the two Trumpian crystal balls part, a pair of balls perched on gaudy golden bases to better court his future.Jan 25, 2019Jan 25, 2019
Amos ParkerExcerpts from Donald Trump’s “Dream Diary”Excerpts over the course of a week from the diary of the 45th President (by administration not man, you confusing Grover Cleveland)…Jan 24, 2019Jan 24, 2019
Amos ParkerDonald Trump Berates HBO’s “Last Week Tonight,” And Calls America A Game Of ThronesLast night, President Donald Jabberwocky (I have my vorpal blade, do you?) Trump accidentally changed the channel from Fox News to HBO.Jan 24, 2019Jan 24, 2019
Amos ParkerPreferring “Malevolence for Facts” Donald Trump Decries “Evidence and Facts”In today’s press conference, CNN reporter Jim Acosta stood and asked President Trump a question, after being called on (and called a pee…Jan 22, 2019Jan 22, 2019
Amos ParkerMelania Trump Builds Wall to Protect Bed from RapistsAlso uses tear gas. Her tears, and husband’s Mexican food refried bean gas.Jan 21, 2019Jan 21, 2019
Amos ParkerTrump Launches 2020 Kingsidential Campaign in Packed Echo ChamberA king is the thing. A president’s no precedent.Jan 17, 2019Jan 17, 2019
Amos ParkerHow to Master Exercise, Fitness, and Get Healthy with HabitHere I am once again, hard at work at what feels like a “cop out.”Jan 17, 2019Jan 17, 2019
Amos ParkerPresident “Santa” Trump Tells Naughty Nation How to be GoodBecause he’s basically Santa Clause in Republican red.Jan 17, 2019Jan 17, 2019
Amos ParkerOn Making Money as a Writer; and the Wonderful, Horrible Power of HabitMake your writing as tasty a habit as pizza… but healthier.Jan 17, 2019Jan 17, 2019
Amos ParkerTold Constitution Gives Congress Power of the Purse, Trump Says Purses are “for Women and the…The President of the United States, confronted and confounded in his quest for “a great big beautiful wall” by the Legislative Branch…Jan 16, 2019Jan 16, 2019