Amos ParkerPresident Trump Blasts the Biggest Fake News Lie of AllThe mist in the two Trumpian crystal balls part, a pair of balls perched on gaudy golden bases to better court his future.·4 min read·Jan 25, 2019----
Amos ParkerExcerpts from Donald Trump’s “Dream Diary”Excerpts over the course of a week from the diary of the 45th President (by administration not man, you confusing Grover Cleveland)…·4 min read·Jan 24, 2019----
Amos ParkerDonald Trump Berates HBO’s “Last Week Tonight,” And Calls America A Game Of ThronesLast night, President Donald Jabberwocky (I have my vorpal blade, do you?) Trump accidentally changed the channel from Fox News to HBO.·5 min read·Jan 24, 2019----
Amos ParkerPreferring “Malevolence for Facts” Donald Trump Decries “Evidence and Facts”In today’s press conference, CNN reporter Jim Acosta stood and asked President Trump a question, after being called on (and called a pee…·5 min read·Jan 22, 2019----
Amos ParkerMelania Trump Builds Wall to Protect Bed from RapistsAlso uses tear gas. Her tears, and husband’s Mexican food refried bean gas.·4 min read·Jan 21, 2019----
Amos ParkerTrump Launches 2020 Kingsidential Campaign in Packed Echo ChamberA king is the thing. A president’s no precedent.·2 min read·Jan 17, 2019----
Amos ParkerHow to Master Exercise, Fitness, and Get Healthy with HabitHere I am once again, hard at work at what feels like a “cop out.”·9 min read·Jan 17, 2019----
Amos ParkerPresident “Santa” Trump Tells Naughty Nation How to be GoodBecause he’s basically Santa Clause in Republican red.3 min read·Jan 17, 2019----
Amos ParkerOn Making Money as a Writer; and the Wonderful, Horrible Power of HabitMake your writing as tasty a habit as pizza… but healthier.·4 min read·Jan 17, 2019----
Amos ParkerTold Constitution Gives Congress Power of the Purse, Trump Says Purses are “for Women and the…The President of the United States, confronted and confounded in his quest for “a great big beautiful wall” by the Legislative Branch…2 min read·Jan 16, 2019----