Haute Mess
Aug 22, 2017 · 1 min read

In a life span of say 90 years, every 5 years would actually equate to fucking a guy 20 percent of the time. Just sayin’. Sounds like you’re trying to fudge the numbers…pun intended.

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    Haute Mess

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    Drinking Johnny Bootlegger on a Champagne budget. Editor @ www.DIYrrhea.com and www.realfakepersonals.com

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