Writer tip: If you put “Conclusion” somewhere in your article, people will think that you are a legitimate journalist even if your work is literally full of gifs that suggest vigorous bowel movements.
I Tried Soylent. It Didn’t Go Well.
Geraldine DeRuiter

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