The 12 Types Of Men You Sleep With At University

They all say that uni is where you’ll experiment the most.

Amy McDonnell
Aug 31, 2018 · 4 min read

Drugs, friends, hairstyles and especially sex. It’s probably your first bit of freedom and you won’t have to sneak any guys in whilst your parents are asleep, so you can afford to be a little less picky.

You’re also more likely to be meeting a lot more people than you were in your home town.

This list isn’t a challenge, but it’s likely you’ve had at least a handful of these sexual experiences, if not I’ve done the leg work so you don’t have to.

1. The Boyfriend

Sweet, passionate and sometimes a bit repetitive. This is the man that you’re more likely to experiment with the most because you’re comfortable with them and you’ll probably have sex at 12 o’clock in the afternoon as well as just before bed time.

2. The Older Guy

He’s more experienced than you and knows a thing or two that you never would have considered. This guy will teach you some tricks that would intimidate the boys your age.

Be wise and take plenty of notes, although he might make your expectations high which can sometimes lead to disappointment down the line.

3. The Fuck Buddy

It’s just physical. You haven’t got time for a relationship or you really just want to sleep with this person. Urban myth tells us that this never works because someone ends up developing feelings, but if you lay the ground rules out at the beginning and enjoy it for what it is, it might actually work. Maybe…

4. The Best Friend

Don’t do it. Trust me. It can (and probably will) end your friendship. Expectations get in the way and even if you don’t fall in love with them, if they’re not in the mood, being rejected sexually can feel a hundred times more painful when it’s coming from someone that means a lot to you.

Just avoid it. Please.

5. The Mistake

Don’t deny it. There is always someone you’ve hooked up with that you want to forget. Your friends will probably never let you hear the end of it. He might be renowned for being a player, isn’t really your type or well, you’d just rather not talk about it. But we all need to make a few mistakes along the way.

Live and learn.

6. The Dirty Secret

This is the one who you know you shouldn’t have slept with. It’s either going to hurt someone or people will judge you.

It might be your ex, someone else’s boyfriend or just someone you don’t want not admit to. Don’t make a habit of this one.

7. The One That Got Away

It might not even be romantic. They might have just been a really good fuck and then they selfishly went and got in a relationship, taking that mighty dick away from you.

Regardless, this is someone that you won’t ever truly be over, for now at least.

8. The Inexperienced One

You can view this lad in one of two ways… a burden on your clitoris or an opportunity to train to your desire. They are usually eager to please but not quite sure how to.

Just keep calm, be patient and this one could turn into the best you ever had. Unless it’s a one-night thing. Then I’m sorry.

9. The Arrogant One

This one talks a BIG game. Yet when it comes to it, it’s mediocre at best. He thinks he is the King of the Clit when in reality he aggressively rubs about 3 inches away from it and gets offended that you aren’t screaming.

I mean you should obviously be so thankful that he would give you this opportunity to sleep with him, duh.

10. The Disappointing One

You were so excited to sleep with this one. You have a connection, you’re attracted to him and you have fantastic chemistry and then you jump into bed and either he came to quick, can’t get it up or really has no idea what he’s doing. You had such high hopes, but alas.

Maybe next time? Nope.

11. The Kinky One

Rhianna has nothing on this guy. His idea of foreplay is most peoples wildest fantasy. Whips and chains galore. All you wanted to do was have some vanilla sex and then go to sleep and here he is with an entire evening planned.

For some, this is an eye opening experience into the fascinating world of BDSM, for others, it’s just intimidating.

12. The Female One

Okay, so not technically a man, but I did say we all experiment when we’re at uni. This one isn’t for everyone but sometimes your gay just takes over and you end up trying something new.

For some this might be an awkward story they’ll deny and for others, it opens up new and exciting possibilities. You never know ‘till you try, right? Just don’t go clit-teasing any of your gay friends, that’s not fair.

Amy McDonnell

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