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This was hysterical! I can’t tell you how much I laughed, even though, gotta admit, I started speed-reading after the 4th or so equation because I’m a nudnik at math. But that was the great part — it was funny without reading it. No slight intended at all, because I loved it. Please tell us where you got into college. Are the equations real? If you revealed that info within the story, sorry if I missed it.