What Meatheads Want You To Know

You’re thinking one of two things, we know.

We’re all thick necks, us lifters, with no conversation topics at hand other than the circumference of our biceps — in proportion to our heads.

Or you might believe that each of us secretly wants to be you: lithe, flexible, able to scratch our own backs without help from the nearest door jamb.

That would be nice, admittedly.

Probably won’t happen any time soon, though.