Ode to the Tedium

You are not as beautiful as

The girls in magazines

And you are not better then anyone

Because of your grades

You are not as nice

As the boy in Nike’s

And since when getting drunk

Became a thing?

You are uninteresting and

Most people don’t care about you

At all

But that’s perfectly fine

And it’s better to agree than deny

To be yourself, your boring self

Accept your body and feel your skin

Embrace the gray

And all it’s shades

‘cause it’s not that good

To be red or blue

In a world that so in need of purple

(And by the way,

Purple looks great with gray)

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