The Art of ApologyOne of the things that makes apologies hard is that we feel we’re giving something up — our dignity, our worldview, or the effort we put…May 1, 2019May 1, 2019
Published inThe ScallionWOMAN TAKEN COMPLETELY OFF GUARD BY PROPOSAL SHE PLANNEDRupi had no idea what to expect when she and her boyfriend Apurv walked out onto a bridge decorated with rose petals on their 7th…Nov 18, 2018Nov 18, 2018
Published inThe ScallionFRIEND IN RHODE ISLAND MARKED SAFE AFTER TEXAS HURRICANEDespite the loss of cellphone and internet communication across hundreds of miles of Texas coastlines, Brandon Parsons has managed to…Nov 17, 2018Nov 17, 2018
Published inThe ScallionTHAI ELEPHANT CAN’T BELIEVE HE GETS TO MEET ANOTHER BASIC BITCHNothing could have prepared Boba the elephant for whom he would meet this afternoon, when a troupe of college students on summer break…Nov 17, 2018Nov 17, 2018
Published inThe ScallionGUY AT DINNER PARTY SAW A DOCUMENTARYFriends gathered at Tina’s the other night for a Christmas party and were adding finishing touches to the guacamole when Sean announced he…Nov 17, 2018Nov 17, 2018
Published inThe ScallionPALEO DIET IS THE ANSWER, SAYS MAN BUYING FOOD FROM A STOREStan Porter was in line at the grand opening of the new Whole Foods when he helped the person behind him discover that since calcium…Nov 14, 2018Nov 14, 2018
Published inThe ScallionAFTER YEARS OF CONSIDERATION, WOMAN GETS SPONTANEOUS TATTOOJamie Macklin decided on a whim yesterday that she would finally get the tattoo she’s been telling everyone she’d get for only a decade.Nov 9, 2018Nov 9, 2018
AFTER YEARS OF CONSIDERATION, WOMAN GETS SPONTANEOUS TATTOOJamie Macklin decided on a whim yesterday that she would finally get the tattoo she’s been telling everyone she’d get for only a decade.Nov 9, 2018Nov 9, 2018
SUPERMAN, HOPE, and the OBAMA PRESIDENCYIF the naysayers are right, then Barack Obama accomplished little during his presidency. He is just an image, and whether he spells it HOPE…Jan 28, 2016Jan 28, 2016
