In the game of life there exist women who refuse to roll the dice, choosing instead to clutch their children’s birth certificates as get-out-of-work-free cards. — Ooooh Babe, Ooooh Babe, Ooooh Babe, of course Mama’s gonna help build the wall… And oh, how high a wall—inside which some mamas rule as entitled lords, manipulating their surroundings. Husbands: vassals whose toil and labor pay to maintain an acceptable lifestyle. …