Oh how I love jury duty, let me count the defendant’s wayward ways. At 8 o’clock on a Monday morning 200 people, myself included, arrived at our local County Court House to do our civic duty. Weeks prior we had been notified of this obligation by mail and most of…

Somebody tell me… why I work so hard for you… to give you money. Oh, to give you money. You’re a responsible individual seeking health, a bit of wealth, happiness, and that special someone with whom to share all of the above. …

FIRST OF ALL… the song is by a band called Player. That’s right, Player. Didn’t know that before? Me neither. Can you hear the argument that may have ensued after the song’s release? Baby: Why you naming your band Player? What’s that supposed to mean? Player: It’s just a name…

(2015 3rd place winner, adult non-fiction Yorkarts, Yorkfest, PA) Tonight the local news aired a story about next month’s annual reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. Guess what they’re going to have at the ‘reenactment’? …

You say tomahto, I say tomayto… Okay, okay, alright… while BOTH ways are acceptable placements of a toilet paper roll, there are some glaring differences between Over vs. Under personality types. Under people are best known for insisting theirs is the correct choice because it prevents excessive wasteful rolling of…

In the game of life there exist women who refuse to roll the dice, choosing instead to clutch their children’s birth certificates as get-out-of-work-free cards. — Ooooh Babe, Ooooh Babe, Ooooh Babe, of course Mama’s gonna help build the wall… And oh, how high a wall—inside which some mamas rule as entitled lords, manipulating their surroundings. Husbands: vassals whose toil and labor pay to maintain an acceptable lifestyle. …

“We’re gonna rock this town, rock it inside out!” he says, alive with passion. “But I’m not ready!” she barks back, killing his excitement. Why do women say they want a guy who is spontaneous, but then get upset when he IS just that? For the short answer, I’ll quote…

The Punk Rockers of Business — Smokin’ in the boy’s room used to be cool, especially if you were a girl. But for too many years the uptight Nazi-like powers that be have exhausted all efforts to rid the planet of tobacco use. At first it appeared this was done in an effort to save our…

As a woman with a lot of pretty, pretty boys I call friends, I have heard unanimous common complaints over the years: women always go for the bad boys; girls like it when guys treat them badly, and nice guys finish last. I have tolerated these remarks, letting my guy…