Gym Crush Rules

So my gym crush and I have the best unspoken relationship rules:

Permitted — Awkward, not-so-random sustained eye contact. 
Permitted — Using each other’s presence to fuel our workouts.

Forbidden — Making actual conversation.
Forbidden — Making actual conversation with any other gym member of the opposite sex.
Forbidden — Having a backup gym crush.
Forbidden — Speaking to other gym members about US and what WE have.

Currently Awaiting Approval — Using any combination of Google or public record search, cross-referenced social media platform database discovery or reverse image search to learn more about each other because, after all, these types of relationships are built and grown upon a foundation of mutual admiration and trust.

Aren’t we the greatest!?