9 Reasons Stoicism is Worse Than A Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Andre Salazar
2 min readMay 9, 2018

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  1. Stoicism is neither warm nor toasty.

2. If you tried to feed the whole world with Stoicism, everyone would starve.

3. If you tried to feed the whole world with grill cheese sandwiches, you would solve world hunger.

4. Grilled Cheese is made with cheese.

5. You don’t have to read a single book to understand Grilled Cheese. You just have to eat it.

6. There’s no such thing as Gourmet Stoicism.

7. Lists about Grilled Cheese usually make more sense.

8. You probably wouldn’t be reading this list if the title hadn’t mentioned “Grilled Cheese.”

9. There is a non zero chance that after you read this list, you will crave a grilled cheese sandwich. No one ever craves Stoicism.

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