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Our Kids Will Meet the Enemy — And He Will Be Us

A non-partisan look at what’s under the hood of making America great

10 min read2 days ago

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A future America entirely of children.

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Andrew Rodwin
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MuddyUm

Care and Feeding of Your New Pet Yeast

Your handy guide to the yeast common denominator

5 min readApr 16, 2024

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A golden retriever curled in its bed, nose-to-nose with a crock of sourdough levain.

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Andrew Rodwin
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MuddyUm

Detailed Text Instructions for Sitters Who Watch Mom and Dad

There’s a Kevlar vest in the hall closet, just your size

4 min readApr 5, 2024

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Family of dysfunctional people in a flaming room.

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Andrew Rodwin
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MuddyUm

How to Speak ‘Cable Company Support Rep’

To press 5, press 5; to press 6, press 6; to press 8 —

4 min readApr 2, 2024

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Cartoon of a group of superficially helpful customer support reps.

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Andrew Rodwin
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Brain Labs

Of Iced Coffee, Golf Courses, Stone Walls, Evolution, and Entropy

Musings on the Second Law of Thermodynamics

12 min readApr 2, 2024

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An AI rendition of the items described in the title.

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Andrew Rodwin
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MuddyUm

Microsoft To Turn Non-Profit

Softies thrilled world’s biggest company will ghost late-stage capitalism

3 min readApr 1, 2024

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What AI think Microsoft might look like as a non-profit org.

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Andrew Rodwin
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MuddyUm

NIST Specifications, Tolerances, and Other Technical Requirements for Humor

As adopted by the 106th National Conference on Tomfoolery, known formally as ‘Thomas Foolery, Esq.’

5 min readMar 26, 2024

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A group of people in comic book style laughing, saying stupid things, and writing humor standard.

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Andrew Rodwin
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MuddyUm

Bracket-Busting March Madness Teams You Should Have Picked

The infinite well of human regret

4 min readMar 21, 2024

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A man hunched over his laptop, screaming at it.

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Andrew Rodwin
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MuddyUm

One-Way Skate to the Eternal Penalty Box — Yes, There’s An App For That

Reviews of dead people, brought to you by Yelp Thanatos®

4 min readMar 19, 2024

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A cemetery with headstones featuring social media reviews.

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Andrew Rodwin
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MuddyUm

Little House of Fellow Travelers on the Prairie

Pupation, miscegenation, and twinkleberries

4 min readMar 16, 2024

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A group of angry book censors madly censoring books.

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Andrew Rodwin

Andrew Rodwin

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Brain Labs publisher. MuddyUm co-editor. Comedic phonemes in MuddyUm, Slackjaw, Greener Pastures, Jane Austen's Wastebasket, and more.

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