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Slackjaw

We Am The Bones Of Your House And We Look Good

Sure, no one will ever see us, but we’re what makes your outdated and tacky house a home.

Mar 23

We Am The Bones Of Your House And We Look Good

Mar 23

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Frazzled

I’m A Toddler and Here’s Why I Won’t Put My Shoes On

It may be frustrating, but I can’t see any reason why I should bend to your will and don footwear.

Mar 12

Photo of small blue and pink toddler shoes resting against a window.

Mar 12

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Frazzled

What My Kids Think I’m Doing vs. What I’m Actually Doing

Avoid meltdowns by educating yourself about children’s cognitive dissonance.

Oct 2, 2024

What My Kids Think I’m Doing vs. What I’m Actually Doing

Oct 2, 2024

Published in
Frazzled

Quiet Quitting: A Guide for Toddlers

Adults aren’t the only ones who need to practice self-care

Feb 10, 2024

Quiet Quitting: A Guide for Toddlers

Feb 10, 2024

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Slackjaw

I’m Not NIMBY, But This Particular Affordable Housing Project Will Destroy Our Town

Dear Town Manager, Mayor, or whoever else represents us that I didn’t bother looking up — how dare you

Jul 7, 2023

I’m Not NIMBY, But This Particular Affordable Housing Project Will Destroy Our Town

Jul 7, 2023

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Frazzled

Are You a Toddler or a 15th-Century Warlord?

A terrifying quiz

May 23, 2023

Are You a Toddler or a 15th-Century Warlord?

May 23, 2023

Andrew Belfry

Andrew Belfry

Andrew Belfry is a Ph.D. candidate in English at the University of Rhode Island. His work can be found in McSweeney’s, HAD, Frazzled Humor, and elsewhere.

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