Dear Sir In The Raised Pickup Truck,

I’m writing to thank you for flipping me the bird on the road yesterday. With a clenched fist and rock solid middle appendage pointed violently towards the sky, it was an excellent execution of an old time favorite. To think that you were able to pull this off with your left hand makes me wonder what feats might be possible if you’d the opportunity to use the strong side.

I suppose it was my fault for incurring on your road while attempting to walk the tightrope of a two foot wide shoulder. …

Andrew Godlewski

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