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Andrew Benedict
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A Series of Emails Where the Earth Breaks Up With the Moon
From: Earth [bluegal@cougarplanets.com] Sent: Wednesday, March 6, 2013 10:24 AM To: Moon [dustyboi@moderator.xtremerazorscooterforum.net]
From: Earth [bluegal@cougarplanets.com] Sent: Wednesday, March 6, 2013 10:24 AM To: Moon [dustyboi@moderator.xtremerazorscooterforum.net] Subject: future… Hi Moon I’m not sure how to do this. I know we have quite the history. Going back what? Billions of years? Sure feels that way to me… And I know you were with me through the tough times — the ice ages, the black plague, the break up of Wham! As well as some of the better ones- the dinosaurs, the renaissance, It’s Pat: The Movie.
Andrew Benedict
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Rules for the 4th Annual “Virgin Margaritaville:” A Jimmy Buffett Tribute Sing-a-long
Hey guys: Super excited about this year’s Virgin Margaritaville!
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Everyone always loves the baby of the family. Hoping he shows up.
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