Roly-Poly Little Bat-faced Girl, and other insults by Paul Simon

Chubby-wubby, tripping web-toed boy

Sour, dour, relentless horse-shoe player

Frowning, mumbling, drunk-headed toddler

Drooling, snorting, buck-toothed circus tiger trainer

Lunging, wobbling ,sullen-cheeked prince of New York

Trembling, turmoiling, wool-wearing professor of arts

Disgraceful, misplaceful, wife-abusing longshoreman

Dancing, prancing, pock-faced youth

Chewing, stewing, stressed out taxi cab driver

Wheezing, freezing, asthma-having orphan

Shallow, fallow, infertile sister-in-law

Forgetful, regretful, sausage-fingered cashier

Crying, lying, in-need-of-a-mustache-waxing Aunt Helen

Conceding, internally-bleeding ,crowbar-wielding bank robber

Garfunkel

Estranged, deranged, TV-watching potato-eater

Limping, crimping, recently-fired hair dresser

Elating, masturbating, out-of-work Elvis impersonator