Andrew VolpeTL;DR: Effort Is GaucheWhen someone says “TL;DR,” all I hear is “I want the power of a grown-up, but the responsibilities of a child.”Dec 21, 20161Dec 21, 20161
Andrew VolpePoliticizing Aleppo? You’re a Garbage PersonLook Aleppo in the face. Watch the videos. Yes, the ones with the dead babies. And the exploded children. And the toddlers being pulled…Dec 18, 2016Dec 18, 2016
Andrew VolpeLet’s Become the Zeroth EstateThe Internet is the most powerful tool in the history of civilization. Why can’t we use it to create a platform on which the masses can…Dec 15, 2016Dec 15, 2016
Andrew VolpeOutcompete Fake News or DieQuality information is a product. And however much we’d like to think otherwise, in the “Information Age,” that product does not sell…Dec 10, 2016Dec 10, 2016
Andrew VolpePlease… Move Your Privilege to the Back of the ProtestI realize when it comes to liberal white guilt, the most self-affirming, fuzzy-feeling actions you can take are loud, public displays where…Dec 10, 2016Dec 10, 2016
Andrew VolpeClown Genitals: The Real Celebrity DietCelebrity culture is when parasites take a stranger’s slimy, festering genitalium, smear it with clown make-up, dress it up like news, and…Dec 10, 2016Dec 10, 2016
Andrew VolpeHey, Cable News — Go Fuck YourselfHave you taken a step back recently and really looked at your media universe? If you did, you’d have noticed that everything is now fake…Dec 10, 20161Dec 10, 20161
Andrew VolpeAdvertisers: Sell America’s Founding Principles to AmericansIn one way or another, all of us have either profited from or been complicit in our society’s slow estrangement from certain core…Dec 10, 2016Dec 10, 2016
Andrew VolpeWE HAVE AN INTERNET: Why Are We Using It as a Door Jamb?WE HAVE AN INTERNET. So what in the actual hell are we doing with it?Dec 9, 20161Dec 9, 20161