God.js

JS is a language
By which we measure
Our pain
I’ll say it again
JS is a language
By which we measure
Our pain

I don’t believe in angular
I don’t believe in coffescript
I don’t believe in dom diff
I don’t believe in ES6
I don’t believe in package managers
I don’t believe in lodash
I don’t believe in shadow dom
I don’t believe in flux
I don’t believe in transpilers
I don’t believe in immutable data
I don’t believe in polyfills
I don’t believe in single page apps
I don’t believe in node
I don’t believe in Zuckerberg
I don’t believe in ECMA International
I just believe in me
Yolo…