Fuck Trim Movement Spearheads Reopening of Popular Solar Nightclub.
The Fuck Trim board of directors, in association with Navan County Council, are delighted to announce the reopening of Solar Nightclub.
The Palace, once a very important meeting place for some of the town’s great minds, has become overrun with Trimmigants. Thus, those in the upper echelons of the Fuck Trim movement have worked tirelessly alongside Damian English and Cllr Wayne Forde to provide Navan with a suitable cultural hub.
Solar was originally founded by Sir Francis Beaufort in the year 1823 and is rumored to be the official birthplace of Pierce Brosnan. The first “Trance night” is thought to have taken place to celebrate the foundation of the Irish Free State in 1922.
The “new” Solar will be a totally Trim free zone, with armed guards manning the doors (yes, even that one in from the Newgrange car park). Only pureblood Navanites will be allowed entry. However, allowing for the fact that Navan men are also human beings, a select quota of Trim sisters will be allowed access.
Solar guards have been told to shoot on sight if the Donie Quinn bus comes within the vicinity.
