Hardened Thug Donie Quinn Caught Smuggling Trimigrants Across The Border

Local pro-Trim businessman, Donie Quinn, has today been charged in connection with the smuggling of dozens of Trimigrants across the border.

The event occurred in the early hours of bank holiday Monday, when the rowdy, Trim-loving fiend was pulled over by courageous Navan Gardaí.

It is believed that the notorious Trim sympathiser, Quinn, was attempting to smuggle at least sixteen Trim boys into a local place of worship, The Palace.

The Trimigrants have been described as “absolutely innocent” and “a bunch of half 11 boys" by a local Navan source who claims to be Member of the NWE (Navan Warriors Elite).

Gardaí have confirmed that Quinn attempted to flee back to Trim via Bective, which may force local Navan authorities to rethink the decision to let the town walls fall into decay during the 18th century.

Donie Quinn is expected to be sentenced next week, which will likely spark wild celebrations outside Navan Shopping Centre and in the Palace smoking area.

Countless Trim boys' sisters are likely to be fingered in retaliation.