Word has spread both near and far
about a Baller named Lavar;
cocky, brash and narcissistic
‘specially when he goes Ball-istic!
His sons, we’re told, are months away
from reigning o’er The NBA;
First, there’s Lonzo; it’s no con ~
he’s even better than Lebron!
Steph Curry? Pfft. Give me a break!
Steph or Lonzo? Piece of cake!
His brothers, too! Both future stars!
His kids just have the edge on thars,
that’s you, King James!
Your boy’s no shot
at having what the Ball boys got!
And then there’s Pop! The best of all!
The all-time King of Basketball!
why, in his ‘prime’ he’d school MJ
at one-on-one; the man can play!
Barkley, too, hey; why not Shaq?
Lavar’s got what all others lack!
Unbeatable! And RICH; no hype!
A billion dollars in the pipe!
that’s the price tag Pop has planned
to have the Ball boys shlep your brand;
it’s what they’re worth; Lavar decreed it
they’re all time greats, he guaranteed it!
They’re not champs yet, but hey, no pouting ~
his ego leaves NO room for doubting!
And dad’s old footage? Well, in fairness
he doesn’t look much like His Airness…
but no chance of the old guy mellowing;
not he! He’ll just go right on bellowing
The biggest, strongest, and, I warn ya
LOUDEST mouth in California!