Andy GoldFox News to Broadcast “The Heartless Candidate Games”In a move to bolster sagging ratings, the Republican National Committee, in cooperation with Fox News, has announced a new format for the…Nov 29, 2015Nov 29, 2015
Andy GoldDear Republican Presidential Candidates — This is God SpeakingI had a little down time the other night, and I decided to tune into the Republican Presidential Debates on Fox. Imagine my surprise when a…Aug 13, 2015Aug 13, 2015
Andy GoldI am Karl Ove Knausgaard, and I Have to PeeI am sitting at my desk writing. It is a wooden desk with a matching credenza and file cabinet. It is made of mahogany. I bought it used at…May 18, 2015May 18, 2015
Andy GoldThe Path of the Internet Quiz — Or, How I Used Internet Quizzes to Find MyselfThere are many traditional paths to self-discovery, among them religion, art, philosophy, exercise, meditation and pharmaceuticals…Mar 16, 2015Mar 16, 2015
Andy GoldI Think My Cats Might Be SpiesI have always assumed that my cats, Jack and Tillie, were normal, cuddly, domestic felines. Sure, they were infinitely cuter than anyone…Feb 20, 2015Feb 20, 2015
Andy GoldRepublicans to Eliminate Presidential Primaries for 2016In a surprising development, the Republican National Committee (“RNC”) announced today that it is eliminating the primary process for…Feb 10, 2015Feb 10, 2015
Andy GoldIOC Planning to Include Stateless Entities in 2016 OlympicsThe International Olympic Committee (“IOC”), always looking to expand its field of participants and events (not to mention revenues)…Jan 22, 2015Jan 22, 2015
Andy GoldIn Support of National Blame DayWe have a national holiday dedicated to gathering with family and friends to eat copious amounts of traditional foods and to ostensibly…Jan 16, 2015Jan 16, 2015
Andy GoldA Beginner’s Guide to Wine TastingNew to wine culture? Nervous about your first wine tasting? Concerned about what adjectives to use to describe the wines and what kind of…Dec 11, 2014Dec 11, 2014