Andy JianginAndreessen HoroscopesList: LinkedIn Messages From Men That Are Totally, Absolutely, Definitely About Business“I’m in [an industry that is totally irrelevant to you] in [a location totally far away from you]. Let’s connect.”Apr 30, 2019Apr 30, 2019
Andy JianginAndreessen HoroscopesStruggling Startup Replaces Core Value “Family” With “Revenue”“We just need to remind everyone that while treating everyone as family is important, revenue growth is actually a tiny bit more…Jan 24, 2018Jan 24, 2018
Andy JianginAndreessen HoroscopesAs Burning Man Concludes, Tech Community Returns to its Asshole Roots“Burning Man is about radical inclusion,” Sally Rhinegold told reporters as she made a beeline from the Tenderloin cocktail bar to her Uber…Sep 5, 20171Sep 5, 20171
Andy JianginAndreessen HoroscopesAfter ‘No Meeting June’, CEO Plans ‘We Have No Clue What We’re Doing July’On the first day following No Meeting June, the CEO gathered his company to announce the start of “We Have No Clue What We’re Doing July”Jul 16, 2017Jul 16, 2017
Andy JianginAndreessen HoroscopesVC denies his history of overt sexism by assaulting his first male founderHe dismissed all sexism claims by announcing his most recent investment involved him giving the all male founders “a round of hand jobs.”Jul 5, 2017Jul 5, 2017
Andy JianginAndreessen HoroscopesProgressive Startup Replaces All Men’s and Women’s Bathrooms with One, Large Genderless Bucket“It’s time we put our money where our mouth is and our non-heteronormative human waste where the bucket is.”Jun 27, 20171Jun 27, 20171
Andy JianginAndreessen HoroscopesLocal Man’s Most Valuable Contribution to Society is His Online Personal DataThough Brad Dagan is a husband, father of three, and community figure, his most valued contribution to society is his online personal data.Jun 20, 2017Jun 20, 2017
Andy JianginAndreessen HoroscopesHead of Partnerships Guy at Tech Conference Insists “Let’s Explore Value” to Anything Alive“Our data combined will be more valuable,” Burnidge outwardly exclaimed to nobody in particular, while onlookers avoided eye contact.Jun 13, 2017Jun 13, 2017
Andy JiangBuilding a Conversational InterfaceI recently came across this post, “My chat bot found my wallet”, and was inspired to build my own chat bot (copied shamelessly — thanks…Jan 7, 2017Jan 7, 2017
Andy JianginAndreessen HoroscopesQUIZ: SEO Specialist or Tarot Psychic?Obviously, every successful, hyper-growth tech company needs both SEO Specialists and Tarot Psychics. This handy quiz will help you tell…Jul 14, 20163Jul 14, 20163