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Johnny Utah! He has the greatest name in all of football history, his hair is legendary and he was a fantastic surfer. Not to mention his burglary skills rival that of Bilbo Baggins. He’s an FBI agent, move over Clarice. And he was an elite QB at Ohio State, probably under the tutelage of Woody Hayes, which is where his hand to hand combat skills were perfected. Johnny Utah my friends

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