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Dating is dead

The Angry Therapist
Aug 8, 2017 · 6 min read

When I was in my twenties and had a date, this is what I would do. I would wake up early like it was Christmas and wash my car. Hand wash. None of this driving through a machine bullshit. Then I would hand pick the the songs I wanted to play and load the CDs into my six disc changer in the trunk. Then I would go workout so I felt good about myself. Then I would drive to the movie theater to buy the tickets in advance so we wouldn’t have to wait in line (this…

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The Angry Therapist

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Author of “I Used To Be A Miserable F*CK” . IG: theangrytherapist.

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