Fifty things about me

  1. I can’t sit up straight in a chair for more than a few minutes. I have to slouch or I get terrible anxiety.
  2. At the end of the day, I’m an introvert.
  3. I have very little discipline when it comes to food.
  4. I have trouble reading. I used to be terrified when teachers would call on me to read out loud.
  5. I have the vocabulary of a fifth grader which is why I make up my own sayings.
  6. I don’t know Kung Fu.
  7. I’m afraid of the ocean. If a fish grazes my leg, I will run on water a la Jesus back to shore. It’s happened.
  8. I want children one day.
  9. I’m finally starting to feel old even though I don’t want to admit it.
  10. I get nervous before every session I give.
  11. I’m a hopeless romantic.
  12. I’m a loner and experience loneliness a lot.
  13. I play back expired relationships way too much.
  14. I stock exes on Instagram.
  15. I’ve been super sheltered when it comes to relationships and just now realizing how crazy people are. Me included.
  16. I talk too much.
  17. I show myself too soon.
  18. I enjoy dudes. Not in that way. I love the bro down.
  19. My Korean name means iron. I don’t mind if you call me Iron Man. My brother’s name means stone. I always knew I was stronger than him.
  20. I have regrets.
  21. I’ve only done drugs three times. Once I almost overdosed on marijuana chewables because I was trying to cure my insomnia. The last time was with dudes at The Joshua Tree. I still want to have sex on X.
  22. I’m usually some girl’s first “Asian guy”. I’m the gateway Asian.
  23. I enjoy foreplay more than sex.
  24. I love fast machines that you can ride.
  25. I want to direct a movie one day. Or act in one. But I’d have to hold the script in my hand because I’m a horrible memorizer.
  26. There’s nothing more beautiful than a woman.
  27. But they are also the most confusing creatures on the planet.
  28. I still don’t consider myself a writer.
  29. I wear my heart on my sleeve and I like that about myself. But I get hurt a lot.
  30. I wish I was two inches taller.
  31. I wear a night guard because I grind my teeth.
  32. Creating is my favorite thing to do.
  33. I hate planes.
  34. I shaved my head once and looked like a monk. Never again.
  35. I don’t judge people on what they do. I judge them on how they treat others.
  36. I’m only interested in truth.
  37. I lost my virginity when I was seventeen to a friend.
  38. I hate how every photo on the internet is filtered now. My photo above is totally filtered and like 6 years old.
  39. Do as I say, not as I do.
  40. I can’t wear button down shirts. Or bow ties. But I would sport overalls if I could pull them off which I can’t.
  41. If I don’t drive or ride shotgun, I get car sick almost instantly. But I have no problem doing windmills (breakdancing).
  42. My biggest pet peeve is people who are late and people who don’t communicate. Both drive me crazy.
  43. I am not hard on myself. On purpose.
  44. I struggle with acceptance.
  45. I will always get something on the menu if it says “world famous”.
  46. I could eat sushi every single day.
  47. I need glasses but I refuse to wear them.
  48. I don’t like pants.
  49. Biggest turn on: vulnerability.
  50. I want to delete almost everything I post.