Alien Communication Number Twenty Six

PLANET X WILL REVEAL ITSELF IN THE NEXT 2–2048 YEARS. SORRY ABOUT THE VAGUENESS BUT I AM RECEIVING THIS INFORMATION WIRELESSLY FROM THE ALIENS THAT LIVE ON PLANET-X KNOWN AS GNARFORMLADIANS, AND UNLIKE HUMAN BRAINS WHICH RUN ON X86 ARCHITECTURE, THEY ARE ON SOME QUANTUM COMPUTING SHIT. THEY ARE DOING THEIR BEST TO CROSS COMPILE TO MY PRIMITIVE BRAIN, BUT IT’S A SLOW & TEDIOUS PROCESS. I AM GRATEFUL 4 THE DATA. BUT I CAN’T HELP BUT FEEL EMBARRASSED AND CLUNKY.

I FEEL LIKE A BROKEN TURNING MACHINE.
I FEEL LIKE A TIN CAN WITH A STRING TRYING TO STRETCH OUT A HUNDRED BILLION LIGHT YEARS, TO AN ALIEN RACE THAT MUST FEEL SOME FORM OF PITY AT MY PATHETIC CLOCK SPEED.

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